GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And t